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🌟 MAY IS HERE, LOVERS—AND SO IS TAURUS SEASON! 🌟



Buckle up buttercups, it’s time to date like a Taurus.


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We’ve officially waved goodbye to Aries—the firecracker of impulsive hook-ups, love-at-first-swipe, and “oops-I-dated-a-bad-boy-again” energy. đŸ‘‹đŸ”„




Now?


đŸ’«Â Welcome to Taurus Season, babes.


The love planet's slowed its roll, and it's time to plant roots, not just plant kisses. đŸ’‹đŸŒ±



🌙 So, what’s in store this May?


✹ Energy Forecast


Think cozy over chaos, steady over steamy, and real over razzle-dazzle. Taurus is ruled by Venus, so yes, we’re still in romance territory—but now it’s all about sensuality, security, and long-term vibes. It’s gourmet cheese over fast food, hand-written love notes over unread DMs.



💡 Taurus loves:



Candlelit dinners (that don’t involve 15 menu changes)



Deep eye contact (yes, longer than 2 seconds, Aries)



Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty (read it three times, please)



💘 From Aries Dating to Taurus Courting


Here’s where it gets juicy




Last month, you were dating like an Aries:



Fast, flirty, and a little bit reckless (okay, a lot reckless)



“Wanna grab a drink?” meant “Wanna ghost me by Thursday?”



NOW—it’s time to Taurus it up.


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Dating a Taurus Male in May? Here’s what to expect:


He’ll move like honey, not Red Bull.


Don’t rush it. He’s building a fortress of comfort before he lets you in.



He notices your scent, your socks, your Spotify playlist.


Yes, Taurus is detail-driven and he’s clocking your vibe like a human Pinterest board.



He’s stubborn—but devoted.


If he chooses you, it’s because he sees you in his long-term Netflix rotation.



Don’t play mind games.


He’ll walk. He values peace, not puzzles.



Bring snacks.


No seriously—if he’s hungry, the mood will die. đŸ«đŸ·



💎 Ali Retham’s Dating Tip of the Month:


“This May, date like a Taurus: be slow, sweet, and worth the wait. If he’s not vibing with your value, you’re not his Venus.” đŸ’đŸœâ€â™€ïžâœš




🔼 Cosmic Predictors for May:


New Moon in Taurus (May 7th): Perfect time to manifest stability in love and money. Set intentions with snacks.



Mercury goes direct (May 15th): Communication smooths out. Apologies incoming.



Full Moon in Sagittarius (May 23rd): The truth will come out. If he’s been hiding his second Tinder profile? The cosmos won’t let it slide. 🚹



🎯 This month at Keep a Lid on It:


We’re doing soul-spritzing, boundary-tending, and maybe a little stalking of Venus placements (purely educational, of course). 💅


Book in for your Keep a Lid on It Love Reading—


Whether you’re single, in a situationship, or thinking of texting your ex because Mercury’s stopped being a menace—


Let’s ask:


“Is he Taurus or just boring?”




Your love, your rules, your stardust.



















 
 
 

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