ABOUT Keep a Lid on it!
KEEP A LID ON IT – The Dark Femme Fatale Classroom
Welcome to Keep A Lid On It – where "good girl" conditioning goes to die, and your wild, powerful, untamed self is finally set free!
By Night: Step into The Womb Room, where we run evening classes to help you break cycles and reclaim your magic:
Father Wound Healing – Because Daddy Issues shouldn’t run your love life like a dodgy Facebook Marketplace deal.
Body Work & Magic Spells – Stretch it out and conjure up the life you actually want!
Ancestral Cord Cutting – Snip, snip! Time to break those generational curses like a boss.
By Day: One-on-one sessions with our leading practitioners, offering:
Hypnosis (for when your ex still lives rent-free in your head)
Kinesiology (because your body knows what your brain is ignoring)
Live Flower Readings (no, not like reading your nan’s garden)
Access Bars, Tapping, Homeopathy, Feng Shui, Non-Invasive Acupuncture (a.k.a. wizardry that actually works)
The Love Lab – Helping you ditch "situationships" and create REAL "creationships." Less ghosting, more holy smokes, this is the love I deserve!
We’re here to make real change – with a little magic, mischief, and a whole lotta love. Share the vibes and invite your friends who need to unleash their inner Femme Fatale!


Flower Reading isn’t just some fluffy woo-woo—it’s a deep, raw, and shockingly accurate way to uncover the patterns holding you back. You pick a flower, and through its shape, color, smell, and natural habitat, I tap into your energy and reveal what’s hidden inside—only what’s necessary, and always at the right time.
CHOOSE YOUR READING:
QUICKIE READ (15 mins – $60) – A fast but fierce insight into your energy blocks & patterns.
DEEP DIVE (30 mins – $95) – More time, more clarity, more "aha!" moments.
BREAK THE CYCLE (30 mins + Spell to Take Home – $140) – Get a personal energy-clearing spell to remove old blocks and rewrite your love story.
This isn’t just a reading—it’s a wake-up call wrapped in petals.
PM us to book your Flower Reading:
Date Night for the Soul: Spell + LOL Night
Been ghosted more times than a haunted house?
Feeling like dating apps are just emotional casinos?
Had it up to your third eye with swiping, scrolling, and
soul-sucking chats?
You’re not broken—just burnt out. And guess what? You don’t
have to do it alone.
Every Monday from 6PM to 8PM, we’re gathering the beautifully
bruised, the wildly worthy, and the downright done-with-it
singles for a magical 2-hour reset.
💫 Cost: $95
Because healing and humour should always come as a package
deal.
What’s in the Spell
+ LOL Night
cauldron?
🔮 Palmistry giggles – Learn the lines to look out for: Is he a
soulmate or just another emotional flat tyre?
🎴 Past–Present–Future cards – We pull ‘em and talk real talk
about where you've been, what you’re attracting, and how to
flip the love script.
👁 Vision board & sensual manifesting – Using the 5 senses, we
dream it and feel it into being.
📖 Journaling + affirmations – For when the Black Dog shows up
wearing your ex's hoodie.
✨ Spell tit-bits – Little rituals you can actually use when you're
spiralling after a “Hey” that went nowhere.
🎉 Group laughter, relatable banter, and relief – Because
honestly? The dating world is weird. Let’s make light of it while
we heal the heavy.
This isn’t about finding ‘the one’ in 2 hours. It’s about
remembering you’re the one.
And if you laugh, cry, and cast a cheeky spell along the way?
Even better.
WHAT TO BRING:
🧘♀️ Yoga mat (we sit on the floor, get cosy, maybe cry-laugh)
📝 Journal & pen (you’ll want to write this stuff down—trust us)
👯♀️ A friend (or come solo—many do!)
✨ Want more 1-on-1 support?
Book a private Bloom & Boom Love Reading before class.
Only available on Mondays.
🧙♀️ Booking Essential – Limited mats, unlimited magic.
Book your spot:
