🧂 "Magnesium: The Breakup BFF You Didn’t Know You Needed"

(and why your feet are begging for it right now)

Look, let's be honest: When life punches you in the feels — like when your “forever” turns into a “thanks for nothing” — you don't need another inspirational quote...You need MAGNESIUM. You need a Kodo Massage. You need someone to say:" Hey girl, KEEP A LID ON IT... while I slather you in ancient salts and rub your soul back together."

Welcome to the real women's retreat at Whoop Whoop Walk About. 🌿

Why Magnesium is Basically Nature’s Version of a Big, Healing Hug 🤗

Forget fancy lotions and Insta fads. Magnesium is raw. It’s real. It's Mother Earth’s way of saying: “Babe, I’ve got you.”

Here’s what happens when you start rubbing magnesium into your skin (especially your poor, overworked, emotional support feet):

✅ Anxiety starts packing its bags

✅ Your muscles finally unclench (including the invisible ones from stress)

✅ Sleep comes faster than a regretful drunk text

✅ Your hormones chill the heck out

✅ Your vibe goes from “crying in Coles” to “goddess rising from the ashes”

And the secret sauce? It works better on your FEET than almost anywhere else.(Yeah, because your feet are like WiFi routers for your body’s energy.)

Why I’m Obsessed (and you should be too)

I use magnesium salts and body washes straight from ancient seabeds — pure, untouched, dripping in minerals that literally recharge your batteries.

I started using it after a meltdown so bad I considered moving to a remote cabin and raising goats. 🐐Instead, I rubbed magnesium on my feet... and boom — no goats needed. Just calm, clear energy. And now it’s baked into every Kodo Massage I offer.

Because whether you’re:

• Cry-eating chocolate after a breakup

• Or floating on love’s little cloud after meeting your forever person...YOU NEED TO KEEP A LID ON IT.

So What’s a "Keep A Lid On It" Session, Anyway?

It’s you. It’s magnesium. It’s me guiding you through a massage so healing, so deep, you’ll walk out two dress sizes lighter in emotional baggage.

• Ancient Indigenous Kodo techniques

• Pure magnesium soaking deep into your cells

• Bad vibes evaporating like magic

• Your heart, body, and brain doing a happy dance 💃

It’s a one-on-one experience you won’t forget. It’s a soft place to land after love knocks you sideways. It’s your come-back-stronger session.

Ready to Feel Like a Rebooted Goddess?

👉 Book your session at Whoop Whoop Walk AboutLet's magnesium and chill, babe.

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