Rub Me the Right Way: Outback Healing for the Dating Blues

Coconut & Emu Oil + Kodo Massage = Bush Medicine Magic

💔Just got ghosted?💬Stuck on "seen" for days?🌪️Still spinning from that cyclone of a relationship that left you high, dry, and double-tapping their new fling’s selfies at 2am?

Mate, we’ve all been there. But lucky for you, healing doesn’t come in a tub of ice cream anymore—it comes from a bottle of edible emu and coconut oil... and a good ol’ dose of Kodo massage under the outback sun.

So What’s This Oil All About?

This ain’t your average lube (although it’s safe enough to eat... just sayin’). Our Outback Love Oil is a divine blend of:

🥥 Coconut oil – nature’s silky multitasker. Full of antioxidants, antimicrobial properties, and healthy fats that nourish your skin AND your soul. It’s the tropical therapist in a jar.

🦘 Emu oil – Aboriginal bush medicine royalty. Anti-inflammatory, deeply penetrating, and high in Omega 3, 6, and 9. It hydrates deeper than your ex’s fake apologies.

Together? They form a deeply restorative, totally edible, skin-soothing potion that we use in our signature Kodo massage—a rhythmic Aboriginal healing technique designed to shift emotional energy and get your groove back.

Why It Works for Your Skin and Your Love Life

✅ Soothes stress from emotional overload✅ Relieves skin flares from crying in your car (we see you)✅ Balances energy after a breakup✅ Moisturises parts of you even you forgot you had✅ Smells like "new you, who dis?"

Plus, applying it regularly (or getting it massaged in by a pro—you know who 👋) can reignite your connection with your body, your breath, and your next bold move.

As a Dating & Relationship Therapist, Here's What I Say:

Getting over a relationship is like hiking out of a gorge—you don’t need pity, you need a compass, a good guide, and something to rub on your emotional blisters.

That’s where I come in. We take the pain, the drama, the “Why did he follow his ex again!?” moments—and we wring them out over a sacred Kodo session in the bush. You leave lighter, clearer, and probably with better skin.

What Not To Do Post-Breakup (Especially in the Outback)

❌ Don’t text your ex from the top of Hanging Rock (yes, we had to helicopter someone out once. It was a whole thing).❌ Don’t spiritual-binge every TikTok twin flame coach.❌ Don’t show up on a soul-finding retreat with your rebound named Brad (he’s probs still using 3-in-1 shampoo).

✅ DO come see me for a WACKED OUT Walk About.✅ DO let me lather you in Outback Love Oil while decoding your love life.✅ DO find healing under the stars, not in the comments section.

From Breakdowns to Bushwalks

This ain’t just therapy—it’s cultural, spiritual and a little bit cheeky. I help people laugh through the pain, get dirty in the bush, and walk out shinier than a dingo in a disco.

You’ll cry, you’ll laugh, you’ll leave smelling like coconut and resilience.

So... Ready to stop following them and start following you?

Visit: 🌐 www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.comBook your Kodo + Outback Love Oil MassageAnd let’s rub out your romantic regrets, one hilarious bush session at a time.

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