🌀 SMOKE IT OUT, SISTA! Cleanse Your Crib, Banish That Ex Energy & Invite the Good Vibes Only 💨🌿

Been feelin’ a little “off” lately? Like your house is holdin' onto the emotional leftovers of your ex’s bad attitude (“I just came for what I want, can’t stand her though” vibes)? 🥴 Ewww, energy be gone!

Time to smudge the stink outta your sanctuary, baby!

🌿 Why Smoke? Why Sage? Why Peppermint Gum?

Because smoke is the ancient Wi-Fi—it carries your intentions straight to the spirit world, no lag time.

Sage – The OG cleaner. This bad boy clears stagnant energy, bad moods, and dusty thoughts hangin' around like that one party guest who never leaves.

Peppermint Gum Leaves (our deadly Aboriginal way) – Fresh, fierce, and packed with bush healing. It brings clarity, peace, and makes spirits do the moonwalk outta your space.

🏡 HOW TO SMUDGE LIKE A QUEEN 👑

Step 1: Open up ALL the doors & windows.

Let the old out and the new IN. We don’t trap spirits here, honey, we escort them out like a nightclub bouncer.

Step 2: Start at the BACK DOOR.

Walk clockwise through every room. Blow that smoke in the corners, under beds, behind furniture—wherever creepy energy could be squattin’.

Step 3: End at the FRONT DOOR.

That’s your exit point for all the unwanted vibes (including your ex’s "meh" aura).

Step 4: Sweep it, don’t vacuum it.

Yup, old-school broom vibes. Sweep from the back to the front door—gather all that dust and drama. Then sweep it OUT the front door and blow vac the driveway like you're evicting a poltergeist on a budget.

Step 5: SALT IT UP 🧂

Line your front doorstep with salt. This ain't just for seasoning—salt seals your home like a spiritual forcefield.

(Missed the salt blog? Scroll back, queen! It’s all there.)

🌀 CLEANSE YA AURA, TOO!

Get a real friend (not Karen who low-key wants your downfall).

Have them:

Use a sage stick + feather

Go clockwise around your body

Start with lifting your left foot (because left receives)

End with lifting your right foot (because right gives)

Sprinkle a bit of salt in your shoes after. That way, no bad juju clings to your energy while you're out living your best life.

✨ YOU ARE THE VIBE. YOU SET THE STANDARD. ✨