Girl, He Ain’t That Deep – You Just Dug the Hole!
- Avalon Karatau
- Apr 12
- 1 min read
How fast should you delete, block, and keep that rear view mirror cracked? REAL FAST. Like, faster-than-he-texts-back-when-he’s-horny fast.
Let’s get it straight:
You met him once. Maybe twice. Maybe four blurry months ago.
And now you’re doing FBI-level recon on his socials like he’s the lost treasure of Tinder.
He ghosted.
He un-ghosted.
He might reappear next month like a dodgy rash.
You’re NOT his girlfriend, hun. You’re an option in his late-night buffet of booty. 🍑
You’re craving closure, but all he’s offering is confusion with a side of crumbs.
🎯And don’t lie—you’ve said, “He’s a loser” to your mates, but then you sneak back to check if he’s watched your story.
Maybe…just maybe… he changed? 🙄
Let me give it to you straight—if he’s ghosting and returning like it’s his side hustle, he ain’t into you.
He’s into you being into him.
That ain’t love, babe—that’s ego bait.
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