"Witch, Please..."

This week we’re stirring the cauldron and spilling the truth — supporting women in relationships doesn't always come wrapped in glitter and gratitude journals.

Sometimes, it’s spell baths, side-eyes, rage cleans, red lips, and truth bombs.

This week’s convo? It’s for the ones who’ve been called too much. Too emotional. Too seductive. Too loud. Too weird. Too wise. Too witchy.

I’m not here to fluff it.

Some of my clients walk in and say, “I think I’m a witch...”

And I just give them a loving side-eye and say:

“You poor thing… why would you wear a word that was used to torture your great-great-grandmothers?”

Yeah, I said it.

Because once, being a healer… a seer… a medicine woman…

Meant hanging herbs from rafters. Brewing broths to heal wounds. Singing to the ancestors to find water in a drought.

And then it meant cages of rats on stomachs.

Hot coals.

Confessions through screams.

Burning.

Beheading.

So... witch? Nah.

You’re a Faye. A Clever Woman. A Cultural Keeper. A Soul Therapist.

You are the descendant of the healers, not the haunted.

And yes — you can read cards, cast spells, wear black lace, and cackle.

You can have your salt scrub ritual bath under the moonlight and call it therapy.

You can protect your energy and your body and still call it self-care.

And you can laugh in the corner while doing it.

This week we’re deep-diving into those women — the shadow ones, the silenced ones, the spicy ones inside us who won’t be told to sit still and be sweet.

✨ Spell work

🧿 Protection symbols

💌 Love, sex, and sovereignty

👁️‍🗨️ And cards that speak the truths you’re too scared to say aloud

Because healing doesn’t have to be beige and boring.

It can be rebellious.

Raw.

Fun.

And wildly YOU.

And for the record?

I’m not a witch.

I’m a Clever Aboriginal Woman, a therapist, and I’m open to most things…

Except hate, judgment, jealousy, and revenge.

Miss me with that.

Here’s to better relationships, better boundaries, and a better world — where we let women be themselves without fear of being burned.

🖤✨

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🪬 Keep A Lid On It

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Keywords: women's self-care, spiritual healing, modern witch rituals, milk bath spells, cultural therapist, shadow work, feminine energy healing, relationship recovery, dark feminine healing, Aboriginal clever woman