WARNING: This post may cause digital detoxing, spontaneous journaling, and weird giggling in the forest.

So…

Still swiping while “talking to someone”?

Still keeping that dating app just in case?

Still waiting for a “hi” that takes 3 days and makes your heart do that weird jump even though… deep down… it’s low-effort AF?

Yeh, I’ve been there.

Welcome to the Dating App Disneyland — endless choices, surface convos, and heartbreaks that fit in your notifications.

But let’s talk real:

If you’re still scrolling, you’re not IN it.

You’re in-between.

Between hope and habit.

Between “maybe he’s the one” and “I should probably block him.”

Here’s the truth no one profits off telling you:

Deleting the app ain’t the hard part.

It’s staying off it when the silence feels like rejection and the void starts whispering you’re unlovable.

It's when your fingers twitch for dopamine, and instead of a man, you get a pop-up ad offering you 15% off heartbreak.

But guess what?

That space you’re scared of?

It’s the portal.

The magic.

The rehab centre for your inner wild woman.

Me? I met someone in that silence.

No, not another emotionally unavailable situationship.

I met him.

My inner fireman.

The one who kicks down the door during a dating disaster, turns off the alarm bells, and hands me herbal tea instead of another red flag.

He’s hot, grounded, and unapologetically imaginary.

But real enough to help me stop chasing “potential” and start choosing presence.

You’ve got one too.

Might be a lumberjack.

A divine bouncer.

A sexy Dalmation squad with glitter boots.

He’s your inner masculine.

Not here to save you.

Here to stay with you.

And he doesn't respond to “u up?” texts.

He responds to boundaries, barefoot journaling, constellation circles, and crying into your tea while laughing at how far you’ve come.

So no, single isn’t broken.

It’s badass.

It’s divine.

It’s a full-blown spiritual training ground with no signal.

 Unmatch the apps.

 Match with your purpose.

 Do the weird inner work (it works).

 And maybe, just maybe, let the right one find you off-grid.

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