So… You’re Having a Baby in 2025? Congratulations, It’s a Dragon.
- Avalon Karatau
- Apr 16
- 2 min read
Not just any dragon, babes. You’ve got yourself a Wood Dragon – and trust me, this ain't no ordinary zodi-yak!
🌳 Welcome to the Year of the Wood Dragon
If your bub is born anytime in 2025, you’re about to raise a tiny but mighty force of nature.And I’m not being dramatic when I say: This child will either be a CEO or a chaos wizard — possibly both.
🐉 Let’s Talk Traits (Good, Bad & “OMG Please Go To Sleep”)
✅ The Good Stuff:
Creative genius – They’ll draw on the walls, but like, with purpose.
Charismatic AF – Even as toddlers, they’ll work a room like they own it.
Big dreamers – Don’t be surprised if they start planning world domination from the pram.
❌ The “Oooft” Side:
Bossy boots – “No mum, YOU sit in time out.”
Intense emotions – Will cry for 4 hours because a ladybug flew away.
Stubborn – Will argue about bedtime with the confidence of a lawyer in court.
🧭 Directions Your Wood Dragon Will Thrive In:
Your mini dragon will vibe best with:
East & Southeast – growth, action, and all things wood energy.
Don’t stick their crib in the north-facing storage room and expect peace… they’ll know. Oh, they’ll know.
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