💀✨ KEEP A LID ON IT – The Dark Femme Fatale Classroom
Welcome to the school they tried to burn.
This isn’t therapy — this is remembering.
What the grandmothers knew.
What the Church banned.
What they tore from sacred books and buried under ash.
We dug it back up — and we’re teaching it with candles lit.
🌙 BY NIGHT: The Womb Room
The old rites return under soft light and hard truths.
🪓 Ancestral Cord Severing – Because your bloodline deserves better than inherited shame.
🕯️ Body Mapping & Spellcraft – Stretch. Mark. Move. Cast. Call it back.
🩸 Father Wound Rituals – Ancient shadow work for modern women with broken compasses.
🔥 Sister Circles – Not sweet. Not safe. Real.
This isn’t about crystals and compliments.
This is about becoming the woman they feared.
🌞 BY DAY: One-on-One with the Tribe's Wildest Healers
🧬 Kinesiology + Hypnosis — For pulling the poison from your patterns.
🌼 Live Flower Readings — The old Nordic way to hear what your heart won’t say.
🌀 Access Bars. Tapping. Old Ways Medicine — What your therapist won’t do, we do with fire in our bellies.
💘 THE LOVE LAB
Where we burn the “good girl” love script
and write something bloodier, better, and wildly more you.
🧿 This is ancestral therapy with dirt under its nails.
It’s body-led. Bone-deep. Banned centuries ago…
but baby, we’re back.
🎟️ Book at: whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
🔐 Secret location. Private sessions. No walk-ins.
🩵 Keep a lid on it — or don’t.
Feel it deep—like a calling. You are a feast, not a snack.
Be alone. Be powerful. Be weird.
Yes, even that weird.
Meet your shadow. Dance with your dark femme fatale.
You're not too much. They're just not enough.
Only the brave match your fire.
This is your call to action:
Keep A Lid On It
Where rebirth gets so real, you’ll feel the feathers of your inner eagle ruffle.
Even Chicken gets it.
Ready to walk on?
Cover your left eye 👁️ with your left palmWhisper his name 7 times (yes — whisper it).Then say out loud: “I miss you.”Now where he ...
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