Ooooohhh honey š·āØ
- Avalon Karatau
- Apr 4
- 2 min read

So, Mr Aries came in HOTālike a bushfire in a droughtābut now heās burned your field, stomped on your tulips, and walked off shirtless like it was YOUR fault? š¤¬Yeah, nah.
Weāre not crying in our herbal tea anymore.Weāre sending that unfaithful son of a MarsĀ BACK to the astral plane he galloped in from.And guess what? Weāre doing it with five senses, plant magic, chakra flipping, tarot, and a lilā sass.Letās turn Mr Aries into Mr EXIT STAGE LEFT. š§¹š„
š„ HOW TO MAKE AN ARIES MAN RUN (without even blocking him)
š 1. Sight ā Switch up your look FAST
Heās drawn to fire. So guess what? You go full water sign goddessĀ now.āļø Wear icy blues, silvers, lavender.⨠Floaty fabrics. Elegant vibes. Peaceful queen energy.Heāll be like āWhereād the wild thing go?āAnd youāll be sipping kombucha like: āShe healed.ā
š 2. Smell ā Use scents that cool the flames
Swap spicy for soft.šæ Lavender, eucalyptus, sage.Burn some sage so hard the smoke spells āBYE.āHeāll walk in and feel like he just entered a day spa with strict boundaries.
š 3. Sound ā Shut down the ego-fuel
Aries LOVES to be praised.So now? You give him NADA.š§ Cold silence. No flirty giggles.If you mustĀ speak, say:āOh, youāre still around?āAnd walk away in slow motion.
ā 4. Touch ā Nope, hands off
Heās craving attention. Deny it.⨠Be physically distant.Put a Feng Shui mirrorĀ facing the doorābounce his energy OUT of your space.Literally reflect him right back to his own ego.
š 5. Taste ā Detox his drama
Cook things that are grounding:š„¦ Steamed veggies, root soups, calming teas.Donāt invite him. Donāt share.If he asks, say āOh this meal isnāt for fire signs. Too healthy.āš„ Aries HATES boring food. Heāll run.
š„ Chakra Warfare:
Heās all about that solar plexus ego center.ā” You? Drop into heart + throatĀ chakra.Speak boundaries. Feel peace.Light a pink candle.Say:"I forgive myself for falling for a walking Tinder flame."
šŖ“ ZODIAC PLANTS & HERBS to clear him out:
LavenderĀ (peace)
RosemaryĀ (protection)
MugwortĀ (cutting spiritual cords)
Aloe Vera (healing from burns⦠literally and emotionally)
Plant them near your front door.Heāll sense the shift and yeet himself outta your aura.
š· Where NOTĀ to run into him:
Any gym (he lives there)
Bunnings on a Saturday (heās āstarting projectsā heāll never finish)
That rooftop bar with spicy cocktails (his natural habitat)
Your DMs. Block him with grace.
š“ TAROT CARD TO CHANNEL:
Queen of SwordsSheās been through it.Sheās sharp.Sheās not crying, sheās cutting cords with a fan in one hand and receipts in the other.
š» Real Talk:
He was a karmic assignment.You passed.Time for a graduation ritual.š„ Join the Womb RoomĀ at www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.comWhere we donāt just Keep A Lid On It...We hex the lid shut if necessary š
Comments