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Ooooohhh honey šŸ·āœØ




So, Mr Aries came in HOT—like a bushfire in a drought—but now he’s burned your field, stomped on your tulips, and walked off shirtless like it was YOUR fault? 🤬Yeah, nah.

We’re not crying in our herbal tea anymore.We’re sending that unfaithful son of a MarsĀ BACK to the astral plane he galloped in from.And guess what? We’re doing it with five senses, plant magic, chakra flipping, tarot, and a lil’ sass.Let’s turn Mr Aries into Mr EXIT STAGE LEFT. šŸ§¹šŸ’„

šŸ”„ HOW TO MAKE AN ARIES MAN RUN (without even blocking him)

šŸ‘€ 1. Sight – Switch up your look FAST

He’s drawn to fire. So guess what? You go full water sign goddessĀ now.ā„ļø Wear icy blues, silvers, lavender.✨ Floaty fabrics. Elegant vibes. Peaceful queen energy.He’ll be like ā€œWhere’d the wild thing go?ā€And you’ll be sipping kombucha like: ā€œShe healed.ā€

šŸ‘ƒ 2. Smell – Use scents that cool the flames

Swap spicy for soft.🌿 Lavender, eucalyptus, sage.Burn some sage so hard the smoke spells ā€œBYE.ā€He’ll walk in and feel like he just entered a day spa with strict boundaries.

šŸ‘‚ 3. Sound – Shut down the ego-fuel

Aries LOVES to be praised.So now? You give him NADA.🧊 Cold silence. No flirty giggles.If you mustĀ speak, say:ā€œOh, you’re still around?ā€And walk away in slow motion.

āœ‹ 4. Touch – Nope, hands off

He’s craving attention. Deny it.✨ Be physically distant.Put a Feng Shui mirrorĀ facing the door—bounce his energy OUT of your space.Literally reflect him right back to his own ego.

šŸ‘… 5. Taste – Detox his drama

Cook things that are grounding:🄦 Steamed veggies, root soups, calming teas.Don’t invite him. Don’t share.If he asks, say ā€œOh this meal isn’t for fire signs. Too healthy.ā€šŸ”„ Aries HATES boring food. He’ll run.

šŸ’„ Chakra Warfare:

He’s all about that solar plexus ego center.⚔ You? Drop into heart + throatĀ chakra.Speak boundaries. Feel peace.Light a pink candle.Say:"I forgive myself for falling for a walking Tinder flame."

🪓 ZODIAC PLANTS & HERBS to clear him out:

  • LavenderĀ (peace)

  • RosemaryĀ (protection)

  • MugwortĀ (cutting spiritual cords)

  • Aloe VeraĀ (healing from burns… literally and emotionally)

Plant them near your front door.He’ll sense the shift and yeet himself outta your aura.

🚷 Where NOT to run into him:

  • Any gym (he lives there)

  • Bunnings on a Saturday (he’s ā€œstarting projectsā€ he’ll never finish)

  • That rooftop bar with spicy cocktails (his natural habitat)

  • Your DMs. Block him with grace.

šŸŽ“ TAROT CARD TO CHANNEL:

Queen of SwordsShe’s been through it.She’s sharp.She’s not crying, she’s cutting cords with a fan in one hand and receipts in the other.

šŸ’» Real Talk:

He was a karmic assignment.You passed.Time for a graduation ritual.šŸ’„ Join the Womb RoomĀ at www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.comWhere we don’t just Keep A Lid On It...We hex the lid shut if necessary 😘

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