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Oh honey, buckle up… 💋




Because we're not just lighting candles and sniffin' citrus—we're decoding pheromones, flipping ancestral wisdom into modern-day sass, and checking his energy before he even opens his big ol’ mouth. 😏

🔥💃 Smell Ya Later: Room Energy, Sweat Vibes & Candle Truths 💃🔥

So... you cleaned your space, right?Good. Broom’s down, mop’s in the corner, and we’re about to witchy sniff-test the room like a detective in heels.

You ever walk into a room and just feel… gross?That’s not just vibes, babe—it’s science. When someone comes in angry, moody, or with bad intent, they literally let off pheromones into the air like a fart of feelings. 💨You can’t see it. But oh, you're breathin' it in. 🤢

Same deal with attraction—our ancestors didn’t have Tinder, they had sweat glands and instincts. If your crush walks in and you suddenly feel like licking a doorknob... that’s biological magic, baby.

✨Candle Test for Room Energy & Emotional Radar✨

  1. Pick a scent with purpose.Men love spicy, citrusy smells.🕯️ Lemongrass = Attraction, clarity, and man-magnet juice🕯️ Salted Caramel = Warmth, loyalty, and “stay a little longer” energyThese scents work as spell-casters without the chant. You’re casting with your senses, hun.

  2. Light the candle. Stare deep into its little flickery soul.Is it:

  3. 💥 Jumping and flickering like it's in a mosh pit? → Something’s OFF in your space.

  4. 🔥 Steady and strong? → You’re golden, baby. Good vibes only.

  5. 💃 Goes wild when he walks in? → Oop. Red flag, even if he smells like cologne and danger.

  6. Wanna talk to your spirit team?Speak out loud to the flame:

  7. One flicker = YES

  8. Two flickers = NO

  9. Three or more = You’re overthinking, sis. Chill.

  10. Energy-check when he walks in the room.If he sits and the candle stays calm → Yay!If the flame starts losing its mind the second he mentions "Netflix and chill" → 🚨 Babe, the candle just threw the first punch for you.

💡Energy Clearing Vibes for the Drama-Drenched Room:

  • 🎵 Angel/Theta wave music

  • 🧘🏽‍♀️ Singing bowl sounds on YouTube

  • 🛐 Tribal prayer or mantras

  • 🧂 Salt in corners & behind the door (yep, even the crying one)

👑 SEO-Infused Message From Ya Relationship Queen at Keep A Lid On It:

If you're trying to attract a real connection—not just a late-night text—you've got to start with energy hygiene. That includes scrubbing the floor and scrubbing your emotional space. My candle ritual gives you a non-verbal way to test if someone is good for you before your heart (or your pants) get involved. 💁🏽‍♀️✨

Smells can heal, candles can reveal, and YOU hold the power—not him.

🖤 Learn to read your room, your rituals, and your real worth.

🔮 Business: www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com🪄 Program: Keep A Lid On It – Relationship Realness & Soul Space Cleaning🎤 Vibe: Sass. Science. Spirits. And a sprinkle of batsh*t brilliance.


 
 
 

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