Not “We were so good together…

”Not “Maybe it could still work…”And definitely not scrolling his IG at 2am with a tub of ice cream and delusion.

Girl, the rear-view mirror ain’t for romance—it’s for REJECTION reminders. 👋If you must look back, let it be with a smirk and a middle finger.Because let’s be honest—he was a vibe for a hot second, not a forever playlist.

💣 At Keep A Lid On It™, we ain’t here for sob stories—we’re serving wake-up calls with a side of WTF-was-I-thinking.Break the pattern, not the plates. Heal your heart, not your Wi-Fi by stalking him again.

This is the part where you turn your “why me?” into a “watch me.”✨ Hypnotherapy that cuts through the BS.✨ Coaching that slaps harder than your bestie on rosé.✨ Fun, fierce, and 100% Whoop Whoop approved.

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