LOVE PREDICTIONS, PUDDIN’ – APRIL & MAY IN THE YEAR OF THE WOOD SNAKE 🖤💔

By your favourite unpredictable love doctor (ahem... not a doctor), Dating & Relationship Therapist

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Psst... lean in, sugar. I’ve got a lil’ secret to whisper in your ear (don’t worry, I won’t bite... hard). The Year of the Wood Snake is slippin’ into April and May like a flirty text at midnight — and guess what? Your love life’s about to get a little chaotic, a little steamy, and a whole lotta truth-revealin’.

💄 APRIL – "Love Me or Leave Me" Vibes

You’re charm in boots, baby, but beware: snakes don’t lie — and neither should you.

💋 Expect unexpected sparks with someone who knows how to handle your crazy (or pretend they do).

💋 BUT... if they ghost ya, good riddance. You're the whole dang show. No audience? No problem.

💋 Hot tip: say what you mean, even if it comes out with glitter and attitude.

🐍 MAY – "Let’s Get Real (And Maybe a Little Naughty)" Energy

Time to strip off the masks (and maybe more 👀) and get raw.

💥 This month is all about real connections — think deep convos, wild bushwalks, and stargazing snogs.

💥 If they’re not feeding your soul... or at least your snacks... then why are they even here?

💕 Relationship Real Talk:

Wood Snake energy ain’t afraid to shed skin — and neither should you. Let go of past hurts, dead weight exes, and drama queens. You’re evolving, babe. Keep it spicy, keep it smart.

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