🎤FYI, I Have... But That’s Another Story

From your not-so-gentle therapist who comes with sequins, sass, and spiritual slaps to the ego.

Let’s cut the crap.

You’re supposed to be self-caring, yeah?But how the hell do you find self-care when you've been trained from birth to care for everyone else?

Like babe—you're out here folding towels, cleaning toilets, and making sure everyone’s fed while your “situationship” is off playing Xbox and emotionally regressing to his 5-year-old self.Nah. Not today. Not ever again. 🧼🚽🎮

Here’s the slap:That man is wasting your perfectly good Sunday, probably with his fantasy football mates who think therapy is just “nagging with candles.”Meanwhile, you’re sitting there gasping for a drop of "Are you okay, babe?"

Nah.You need a GENTLEman—not a Peter Pan with a podcast mic. 🎙️👶🏼

Now, Back to You (aka the woman I’m yelling at with love):

You just walked around the house searching for your phone like it held the meaning of life...Spoiler alert: it’s on the kitchen bench.Right where you left it.And yeah... you texted him again.

Oh honey.OH. HONEY.We’ve all done it.That “just checking in” or “did you get my last meme?” desperation drip feed.

So I ask with love and slightly homicidal concern:Do we do this therapy properly?Or do I just take your damn phone and chuck it in the backyard with the sprinkler on? 💦📱

Here’s what we do instead:

🎤 Pick a song that lights you up.💃 Perform it like you're headlining at the MCG.🛏️ Throw a pillow. Scream into it. Laugh like a lunatic.🪩 Dance so hard the cat moves out.

This is therapy. This is release. This is fkn real.And just to keep it fair—yes, I’ll post a video of myself doing it if you need a laugh. I’ve done Beyoncé with a broom mic more times than I’ve had bad dates.(Which is saying something.) 💁🏼‍♀️✨

Because I am not just your hypnotherapist, I am your Harley Quinn Therapist.I cuss, I cry, and I coach like your big sister who’ll absolutely call you out while doing her mascara.

🧨 Don’t work with me if:

• You want someone beige and boring.

• You prefer worksheets over real talk.

• You’re not ready to SYI (Slap Yourself In).

💖 Do work with me if:

• You want to LAUGH while healing.

• You want real tools, real talk, and maybe some dance breaks.

• You’re ready to leave Mr. Xbox in your rear-view and step into your full, unfiltered power.

Book your chaos-clearing session now.Or don’t. But if you text him again, I will find you… and make you do karaoke therapy in public.

📍Serving Tatura, Kyabram, Shepparton & the entire heartbreak galaxy🌐 www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com📱 0402606481💌 admin@whoopwhoopwalkabout.com

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