🌸 Flower Reading – From Bloom to BOOM SHAA-KAA-Luck!

Ever had one?Didn’t think so.Heard of it?Didn’t think that either. 😏

Well buckle up, babe, because this ain’t your average “pick a card, light some incense” moment. This is Mother Nature’s hotline, and she’s got something to say — through petals, stems, and that one flower that basically tackled you into picking it like:“Oi! I’ve got your message, girlfriend!”

🌼 So What Even IS a Flower Reading?

Let me break it down like your last situationship should’ve been...

Flowers are the earth's little energy Wi-Fi hubs.Each one has its own vibe, frequency, and colour code — think chakra meets botanical sass.

When a flower jumps out at you, it’s not just being pretty for Insta.It’s saying:"Pick me. I’ve got something to tell you about your love life, your healing, or that one ex who’s still emotionally constipated."

We read:

• 🌸 The shape of the petals (Are you too closed off or fully blooming?)

• 🌿 The stem (Are you grounded, or are you always bending for the wrong people?)

• 🌹 The colour (Is your aura screaming "love me" or "leave me alone, I'm manifesting"?)

🌺 But Wait – There's More!

Every Flower Reading comes with a custom-blended flower remedy, because the energy ain’t just about awareness — it’s about transformation.Why talk about the problem if we’re not gonna sprinkle some magic on it?

You don’t leave with just a "wow that was accurate."You leave with something that starts the healing process on a vibrational level.That’s why a reading alone isn’t enough – the flower came to work with YOU. 🌼✨

💞 Why This Is a BIG YES for Dating + Relationship Stuff

Because the people we attract mirror our energy.Your flower might say:

• “You’re loving too hard and losing yourself.”

• “You’ve shut down, girl. No one’s getting in, not even love.”

• “Time to clear that ‘ick’ left by your emotionally unavailable Tinder ex.”

Whether you’re:

• In a "what are we" thing 😵‍💫

• Freshly single 😤

• Madly in love and don’t wanna ruin it 😬

• Or just vibing solo and curious 🌈

The flower knows.

💐 Book Yours:

🕒 30 minutes | $95🌿 Only 2 spots left this Monday (and they’ll go quicker than your last crush disappeared on read.)

💌 Perfect For:

– Hens nights– Birthdays– Self-care Saturdays– Girls who brunch & heal– or just ‘cause you’re curious AF

We even come to you!Yep, we’re the UberEats of the woo-woo world.

You can also book us for: ☕ Coffee Ground Readings🍵 Tea Leaf Whispers🕯️ Colour Melt Vibes💎 Oracle + Piece of Eight Tarot🌸 Flower Readings & Remedies

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