🚨 DAY SEVEN: LID? WHAT LID?! 🚨

You've been told to "keep a lid on it"—but honey, NOT WITH US! Today, we're lifting that lid and spilling the tea Tara Joon style. ☕💅

Let’s talk about dating apps—aka the modern-day cattle yard, where some blokes still think they have the divine right to milk it (and I don’t mean emotionally).

💀 Swipe Right If You Dare…📌 "Hey babe, what u doin’?" – Ah, the sacred mating call of the bare-minimum effort species.📌 "Looking for something casual." – Translation: He has a fridge full of expired condiments and one pillow that has never known a pillowcase.

📌 "I’m just a simple guy." – That’s lovely, Trevor, but so is a lawn chair, and I’m not dating one.

👀 Meanwhile, Back in 1850...If these fellas had a time machine, they’d be out here trying to trade us for two goats and a half-used bar of soap. Sorry, lads, but we're not livestock, and your "right to milk it" expired when women got the vote. 🚀

✨ Where to Find Us? ✨🔎 Right here: www.keepalidonit.com🔥 For the women who refuse to be another man's life support machine.

💃 Tag a mate who needs this laugh.

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