💀✨ KEEP A LID ON IT – The Dark Femme Fatale Classroom
Welcome to the school they tried to burn.
This isn’t therapy — this is remembering.
What the grandmothers knew.
What the Church banned.
What they tore from sacred books and buried under ash.
We dug it back up — and we’re teaching it with candles lit.
🌙 BY NIGHT: The Womb Room
The old rites return under soft light and hard truths.
🪓 Ancestral Cord Severing – Because your bloodline deserves better than inherited shame.
🕯️ Body Mapping & Spellcraft – Stretch. Mark. Move. Cast. Call it back.
🩸 Father Wound Rituals – Ancient shadow work for modern women with broken compasses.
🔥 Sister Circles – Not sweet. Not safe. Real.
This isn’t about crystals and compliments.
This is about becoming the woman they feared.
🌞 BY DAY: One-on-One with the Tribe's Wildest Healers
🧬 Kinesiology + Hypnosis — For pulling the poison from your patterns.
🌼 Live Flower Readings — The old Nordic way to hear what your heart won’t say.
🌀 Access Bars. Tapping. Old Ways Medicine — What your therapist won’t do, we do with fire in our bellies.
💘 THE LOVE LAB
Where we burn the “good girl” love script
and write something bloodier, better, and wildly more you.
🧿 This is ancestral therapy with dirt under its nails.
It’s body-led. Bone-deep. Banned centuries ago…
but baby, we’re back.
🎟️ Book at: whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
🔐 Secret location. Private sessions. No walk-ins.
🩵 Keep a lid on it — or don’t.
💀 Outback Psychic With a Bite 💀Coffee, Cake & Clarity in 30 Minutes ☕🧁🔮
You get:✨ Coffee Ground Psychic Reading✨ Clove Cupcake✨ Hot Chocolate✨ Remedy✨ Tribal Energy Clearing👉 All for $120
This isn’t your average psychic gig.This is grief alchemy, ghost stories, & brutal spirit truth.
📍In-person or 📞 Phone💬 DM to book🎟️ www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
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