BREAK THE PATTERNS, NOT THE PLATES!
- Avalon Karatau
- Apr 6
- 2 min read
Dating Disasters? Let’s Hypnotize That Chaos Away! 💥
Let’s be real...Dating these days feels like being stuck in a group chat with your ex, a walking red flag, and your overthinking brain.One minute you're vibing, next minute—POOF! Ghosted faster than your last gym membership.
✔️ Attracting emotionally unavailable types?✔️ Overanalyzing every “hey”?✔️ Sabotaging the good ones like it's a part-time job?Yeah… that’s not your fault.That’s your subconscious playing DJ with the same old heartbreak playlist.
🎯 Time for a brain reboot—with Dating Hypnosis
Right here in town, every Tuesday.
Our practitioner has been personally trained by world-renowned hypnotist Paul McKenna—yep, the guy who’s helped everyone from celebs to CEOs unlock their best life.What does that mean for YOU?
👉 Real, science-backed techniques to rewire your love life👉 Tools to stop self-sabotage at the root, not just put a band-aid on it👉 Subconscious-level shifts that finally break those exhausting patterns👉 And no, you won’t be clucking like a chicken (unless he’s your type 🐓)
💘 Your Hypno Options:🧘♀️
1:1 Private Deep Dive – $120(For those ready to go all in and heal the deeper love blocks)🔁 4-Session Bundle – $400(Because let’s face it, one session can’t fix 10 years of dating apps)💬 Group Love Lab – $85 (2hrs, 10 seats max)Laugh, cry, grow, and realize you’re so not alone.
✨ What You'll Walk Out With:💡 A total mindset reset around love💡 Confidence that’s magnetic (and real)💡 Freedom from rejection anxiety & overthinking💡 The ability to attract emotionally available, genuine partners💡 And maybe... finally delete that “U up?” contact for good
📍 Sessions run at Keep A Lid On It🕘 Every Tuesday📲 DM to secure your spot before your situationship turns into a full-blown confusion-ship.
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