🌸 Bloom & Boom: Shaaa=Kaaa-Lukaaa 🌸Is your love life giving more "ouch" than "awww"?

If your heart's been doing backflips over situationships, exes that won’t vanish, or dates that leave you more drained than delighted… it’s time for a Flower Reading with Bloom & Boom flair.

This isn’t just woo-woo fluff (although we do love a little sparkle). It’s grounded, real talk with petals and power.

For the Love-Weary, the Hopeful Romantics, and the “Why Do I Keep Attracting the Same Flops?” Crowd:💔 Stuck on an ex who pops up like bad Wi-Fi?💫 Attracting partners who couldn’t emotionally commit to a brunch menu, let alone you?🌹 Wondering when the actual love story begins (instead of the blooper reel)?

Your answers are in the flowers.Yep—real, energetic blooms that reveal the hidden stuff messing with your love flow.Let’s unblock the gunk and let the good stuff grow.

Your Love Reading Options:✨ 15-Min Quick Bloom – $60Perfect for when you're like, "Just give me the tea, please."

🌸 30-Min Deep Dive Love Alignment – $95We go deep. Real deep. Plus you’ll get Hypnotic Flower Remedy Drops so your breakthroughs go beyond the session. (Because let’s face it—insight without action is just a cute chat.)

In Your Session, You'll Discover:💌 What vibe you’re putting out (and why it's attracting the same emotionally unavailable folks)🪷 Past love patterns still running the show (hello, subconscious sabotage)🌼 Your personal love forecast (spoiler: better days bloom when you align)

✨ Come solo. Bring your bestie. Or make it a quirky date night (because nothing says romance like inner healing together).

🗓️ Sessions every Monday—but spots are tighter than your last situationship's communication style.

👉 Book here: www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com

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