When your house feels heavy, your cat won’t stop side-eyeing the hallway, and your plants are dying like they’ve seen too much... it’s time to whip out the smudge stick and serve eviction notices to all negative energies (and any leftover vibes from Darren who “just needed space”). 🙄✨

Here are 3 spiritually-certified smoke sticks that’ll make your house feel like a spa for your soul and a nightclub for good vibes only:

🌿 1. SAGE – The OG Mood Evictor

This one’s the Beyoncé of smudging. Clears out stale air, arguments, and the ghost of bad dates past.Light it up, set an intention, and watch the BS walk itself out the door.

💁‍♀️ Warning: May also cause narcissists to suddenly remember they left the oven on… and leave.

🌿 2. PEPPERMINT GUM LEAVES – Aboriginal Power Plant

This one’s for when the energy feels real crusty. Straight from Country, peppermint gum is our bush medicine bouncer. It’ll clear your aura, your space, and your inbox if you do it right.

💨 Fresh, fierce, and 100% done with drama.

🌿 3. ROSEMARY – For When You Need a Soul Shower

Not just for roast lamb, sis. Rosemary is your spiritual exfoliant. It scrubs out negativity, boosts clarity, and smells like someone who’s got their life together (even if you don’t).

🌹 Also repels energy vampires. And your cousin Trish who always wants a reading but never pays.

✨ PRO TIP:

Smudge clockwise from the back door to the front, don’t forget under the bed (where resentment hides), and when you're done – sweep it all out like you’re on a reality TV finale.Seal the front door with salt for that spiritual “Do Not Re-enter” sign.

🚪 Now you’re cleansed, baby! Light that sage, lift your vibe, and Keep A Lid On It.

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