ABOUT Keep a Lid on it!
KEEP A LID ON IT – The Dark Femme Fatale Classroom
Welcome to Keep A Lid On It – where "good girl" conditioning goes to die, and your wild, powerful, untamed self is finally set free!
By Night: Step into The Womb Room, where we run evening classes to help you break cycles and reclaim your magic:
Father Wound Healing – Because Daddy Issues shouldn’t run your love life like a dodgy Facebook Marketplace deal.
Body Work & Magic Spells – Stretch it out and conjure up the life you actually want!
Ancestral Cord Cutting – Snip, snip! Time to break those generational curses like a boss.
By Day: One-on-one sessions with our leading practitioners, offering:
Hypnosis (for when your ex still lives rent-free in your head)
Kinesiology (because your body knows what your brain is ignoring)
Live Flower Readings (no, not like reading your nan’s garden)
Access Bars, Tapping, Homeopathy, Feng Shui, Non-Invasive Acupuncture (a.k.a. wizardry that actually works)
The Love Lab – Helping you ditch "situationships" and create REAL "creationships." Less ghosting, more holy smokes, this is the love I deserve!
We’re here to make real change – with a little magic, mischief, and a whole lotta love. Share the vibes and invite your friends who need to unleash their inner Femme Fatale!

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